belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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