shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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