just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
