But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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