i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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