So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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