seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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