Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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