About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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