Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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