I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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