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(248): View more from Michigan

i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine

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(330): View more from Ohio

So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud

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(714): View more from California

We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Some milfs here doing some blow

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

Dad?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night

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(509): View more from Washington

the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.

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(909): View more from California

I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.

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