I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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