I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I smell like Dick and happiness
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
