Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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