Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
D3 body, D1 cock
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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