Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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