D3 body, D1 cock
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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