How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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