Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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