If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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