I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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