cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Damn victory sex feels great
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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