I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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