yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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