You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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