He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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