All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I didn't notice because vodka
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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