u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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