Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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