is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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