Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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