Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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