Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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