Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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