Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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