You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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