If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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