my sisters under your porch take her home
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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