Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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