im having a threesome with these popsicles
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
