3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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