Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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