I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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