her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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