If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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