so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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