ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You're like the curious george of whores
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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