I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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