what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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