The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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